PLAN A CAPYBARA DAY. WE'LL TELL YOU WHY YOU'RE NOT REPLYING TO TEXTS.
Seven choices. Four eras. One uncomfortably accurate verdict about where you currently are in life.
Capybaras have figured out the soft life. They sit. They soak. They allow ducks. We've taken the same logic and applied it to the only question that matters: which era are you currently in.
