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CAPYBARA NEWS ARCHIVE

Editorial notes, short cultural reads, release updates, and every dry little dispatch from the mudline.

Capybara resting in shallow water beside a caiman with a turtle on its back
news April 12, 2026

A caiman and a capybara walk into a river. Only one of them is nervous.

The capybara shares water with one of nature's most efficient predators. So why is everyone so relaxed about it?

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A capybara sitting still in tall grass with a drone hovering in the background
news April 12, 2026

A capybara named Samba walked out of a UK zoo five days ago. Nobody has found it.

Thermal drones, specialist dog teams, and one capybara doing exactly what capybaras do.

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Illustration of a capybara painted on a brick wall at night, with a ladder leaning against it and no artist in sight.
news April 12, 2026

A capybara is still missing. Someone in a balaclava is making sure you don't forget.

Street art, a missing capybara, and a bar staff who arrived at 8am to find something unexpected on the wall.

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